Contessa Mendoza wins this week’s contest with yet another absurd warning – apparently “furniture products” –the furniture itself? The polish to keep it dust free? The throw pillow accessory? –  is very dangerous to your health – as in causes cancer and birth defects. Target’s warning certainly has all of the bases covered. If you want to sit down, go to the beach.  No Prop 65 warnings are required for natural hazards, so squatting by the waves in the State of California should be ok.